Given my tendency to lose things, mishandle situations, and in general come up short, I wonder, if I had been in the sandals of these Bible characters, what I would have said.
If I had been Noah: “The chimpanzees! Where are the chimpanzees? They were hanging in this tree just a minute ago. Shem, go find those chimps, and don’t come home without them!”
If I had been Moses’ mother: “I just saw that jar of pitch yesterday. Miriam, have you been playing in the tar again?”
If I had been David: “I would love to go to the palace and play for the king but I’ve lost my harp. I know I had it in the pasture yesterday but today I can’t find it anywhere. I’m thinking maybe a wolf or bear carried it away.”
If I had been Solomon: “Does anyone know how to create a spreadsheet? How can I be expected to keep tract of all these women? I’ve misplaced twelve just this month!”
If I had been Jael, Heber’s wife: “Where is an extra tent spike when you need one?”
If I had been Gideon: “Where is that fleece?”
If I had been Samson: “I can find a thousand jawbones of donkeys when I don’t need one but now that I do, I can’t put my hand on a single one!”
If I had been Delilah: “Where did I put my scissors?”
If I had been Daniel in Babylon: “Where in the world is that piece of cauliflower? I was saving it for my dessert.”
If I had been Jonah, “What have I done with that listing of ships’ arrivals and departures?”
If I had been John the Baptist: “My mother told me if I didn’t take better care of my clothes one day I would have nothing to wear.”
If I had been Mary in the stable at Bethlehem: “Joseph, have you seen those swaddling clothes? I thought for sure I packed them in the saddle bag before we left home.”
If I had been Peter after Jesus’ death: “I knew I would one day regret throwing away my fishing nets.”
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After reading this, I am reminded just how human these Bible characters were–perhaps they really stated similar comments!
Yes, I’ve often thought about how bold Gideon was to ask for a second sign after he had aleady received one!
Your creativity always makes me smile, Debbie! I love how you look at life:)
Thank you, Joyce.
This is great!! It’s a good thing car keys and cell phones aren’t referenced in the Bible.
Do you suppose those folks ever misplaced their camels? 🙂