One of the main reasons I hate housework is I am never finished with it. If I empty the clothes hampers, wash, dry, fold, hang up, or otherwise put away every item, I am at the same time wearing clothes and thus creating more laundry. The dishes I washed this morning will need to be washed again this evening. Floors swept today will need to be swept again tomorrow.
Dusting is the worst. In fact, dusting is the ultimate effort in futility. Even if all the dust in a house could be magically sucked out, within less than a minute more dust would appear to take its place.
Dan never mentions the dust in our house, so it apparently doesn’t bother him. The grandkids don’t give a hoot about it. In fact, they enjoy writing their names in it. We have few guests, and those who do visit don’t appear interested in dust. So I am the only one who is bothered by it.
Following this line of reasoning, I sometimes think I should stop fighting an unwinnable war. So I wave a dusty white flag in the air, declare dust the winner, and vow never to dust again.
But, the resolve never to dust again usually lasts about one day. The next day I declare outright war on it. I pull out the big guns: two vacuums, various brooms, dust mops, dust rags, window cleaner, furniture polish, long-handled spider web destroyers, Febreze, and every Swiffer product on the market.
I start and finish in the master bedroom. I don’t mean I start in that room and move through the whole house until I reach that bedroom again. I mean I start in that room and never move to another one.
I take everything off tabletops and dressers, take down the curtains, strip the bed, remove all wall hangings, pull every loose item out of the closet, disassemble lamps, pull heavy furniture away from the walls, collect all dried and silk flowers for dusting, and open the windows and remove the screens for cleaning.
By the time I get everything ready to be dusted, I’m too tired to lift a dust rag.
Frustration overwhelms me. If I resisted dusting a tidy room, what made me think I would want to dust one that was in complete disarray and barely navigable?
I sweep the books, lamps, flower arrangements, wall hangings, and window screens off the bed onto the floor. I lie down on the bare mattress and cover myself with a window curtain.
Dan usually comes home to find me there curled up in the fetal position. It doesn’t take him long to figure out what happened.
He gently awakens me, gets me to a sitting position, and asks, “You decided to dust again?”
“It’s okay,” he says, “We’ll go get something to eat, just as soon as I return the ladders, the air compressor, the tool chest, and the appliance dolly to the garage.”
I drag myself off the bed and say, “But we can’t possibly sleep in here tonight.”
“That’s all right,” he says. “We can sleep in the spare bedroom.”
“I don’t know,” I say. “It’s awfully dusty in there.”
14 thoughts on “FROM DUST TO DUST”
You are too ambitious, only dust what you can see and don’t move anything. I dust once a week whether I need it or not but down here you really need to dust everyday. Or find a new fun hobby and you won’t have time to dust. Love your articles.
Yes, but what if I die and my family pulls out my furniture and gasps at the number of dust bunnies?? You have to consider every possible eventuality.
looks like I saved myself a lot of trouble over the years. I dust once a month and we’ve all survived so far. But my house is clean otherwise.
You are my idol! That’s exactly what I want to do, and will do in my next life, when I’m sane. 🙂
Debbie!!!🤣 i’m sitting in the car rider line laughing my head off! You had me at the first line.This is seriously the best post! Sharing this on my Facebook page. You rock!
Oh, Pearl, I write best about what I know best. Dust, I know. We have had a contentious relationship for over 40 years!
Debbie, I am sitting here loving your post and chuckling loudly. It is great. I share your feelings of hating housework.
I am a firm believer that there was positively NO DUST in Eden!
Debbie, I have also been in that same war with dust and I always come out the loser–so discouraging for sure. But the interesting thing is, I will take on that arduous task some place else, such as in one of my daughter’s homes after they had a baby, or I’m babysitting grandchildren and I just want to “help” them out by dusting when the children are napping, etc. and for some odd reason, I don’t go into battle. I seem to almost enjoy (“almost” is the key word here) the dusting and I think to myself how much I am helping my daughters. I actually experience a light heart over the matter. Then I go back
to my own home to dust and it’s war again. Now I’m wondering if dusting is a matter of the heart! 🙂
That is because you are clearing away someone else’s dust. Your own dust is always worse than anyone else’s!
Hilarious! My sister may be a better writer than a cleaner, but don’t let her fool you. I was just at her house, and I didn’t see a speck of dust anywhere–even on the industrial sized vacuum in her bedroom! 😂
You didn’t see any dust because the doors to the dustiest rooms are sealed off with crime scene tape! 🙂
Hahaha! You really are my sister! Loved this funny post!
Ha! It takes one to know one! Did I leave my white gloves at your house the last time I was there?