It had been a frustrating few days

They weren’t bad days because I have few days that can be legitimately cataloged as bad, and I am thankful.

On Monday I wrote a check for the wrong amount of money and had to straighten out that mess.

On Tuesday I caught my foot in the strap of my purse and fell out of my car right onto the Kroger parking lot.

Then yesterday I prepared to mail four stacks of paper to four family members.

I separated the papers, folded them, and placed them inside four 6” x 9” envelopes.

These envelopes had metal fasteners. Since I know the Postal Service does not like those closures, I placed wide packing tape over the backs to seal the envelopes and cover up the metal brads.

As I picked up the four envelopes, I discovered one was lighter than the other three. This meant I had accidentally left something out of that envelope.

I reopened it and found I had indeed failed to include two papers. Using my keen sense of deduction, I concluded one of the other envelopes contained two extra papers.

Using great care, I tore open the other envelopes, messing up the packing tape and damaging the flaps in several places. I found the two papers I needed, corrected my error, and resealed the envelopes, trying to patch the torn spots.

Then I added stick-on return address labels and postage stamps. (I keep on hand the special 68-cent stamps I routinely use for these mailings.) Finally, I wrote addresses on each envelope.

As I headed out the door to take the envelopes to the mailbox, I realized I had written each address upside down, so when the mailing address was readable, the postage stamp was affixed to the lower left corner of the envelope and the return address label was in the lower right corner.

The driver of the mail truck waved at me as she drove past my house.

In a wretched mood, I drove to the post office and mailed my mutilated envelopes. Then I swung by the store to pick up mint chocolate chip ice cream, the one thing guaranteed to make me feel better.

I brooded over my growing list of mess-ups as I roamed the ice cream aisle. By the time I got home from the store, I was in a major funk.

I put my ice cream in the freezer and lay down on my bed, not to pout or to have a pity party really, but just to decompress. My thoughts ran along these lines.

This constant flow of stupid mistakes is killing me. I am a beaten woman and can’t take it anymore. I’m never getting out of this bed.

Of course, I knew I would get out of bed because I refuse to spend the remainder of my life lying on sheets that never get washed. Not to mention with teeth that never get brushed or hair roots that never get touched up.

And then, of course, there were other reasons to get up: the grandchildren and brownies and springtime and another season of Victoria to watch on Netflix and an Easter dress someone would have to wear.

From my bed, I called out to Dan in a weak, mournful voice.

“If you will bring me a dish of the mint chocolate chip ice cream I bought today, I think I might be able to get up and face the world again.”

I heard Dan open the freezer door.

Then I heard him laugh.

“You just think you bought mint chocolate chip ice cream,” he said.

“The only thing in the freezer is a box of rum raisin ice cream. How many scoops do you want?”

24 thoughts on “A COMEDY OF ERRORS”

  1. Argh….I get your pain! Rum raisin would never compensate — only mint chocolate chip. I’d beg Dan to go to the store and exchange the rum raisin for what was really needed.

  2. so, i’m not alone in this…ha ha…go a good laugh out of it…sure made me feel better 🙂

    1. Brian, life is hard for women. Many of us manage to muddle through life only because we have the help of our husbands, although some of us are self-sufficient. Be nice to Ra Anna!

  3. Do they even make Rum Raisin ice cream? That would NEVER make me feel better after all of that! Not that I would ever do such things and need Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!!!! No, not me!

  4. Yuk! Rum raisin ice cream….boy when it rains it pours lol!
    You surely deserve a whole month of good days after this!

    1. Oh, Jennnifer, enjoy your youth, and YES you are still young!

      Getting older humbles you. I now know that no flub-up is outside the realm of possibility for me. Forgetting, losing, breaking, mishearing, misspeaking, misunderstanding, misplacing, falling, dropping things, getting lost in stores, etc. are now common occurrences in my world. 😦

      Falling out of my car on a public parking lot was a new low. No pun intended!

  5. 😂🤣Wow, and after all that you had to be subjected to ice cream with raisins? I mean, I guess it’s still technically ice cream?

  6. Hahahahaha! I’m glad I’m not the only one who has weeks like that! I’m going right now to look at the envelope you sent me! I mean you had about a fifty/fifty chance of putting the stamp on the correct end! 😆 Love this post! ❤️

  7. I was really laughing about this one for sure! Then I had Troy to read it as well–for the good or for the bad, we can so relate!!!

    1. As I have said, Becky, aging humbles us. If I had been this forgetful, clumsy, careless, and confused when I was raising my kids, neither they nor I would have survived.

  8. Too funny, Debbie! Al and I were just talking about some of the crazy things we do as mature folks.

  9. Debbie, I hope you didn’t hurt yourself ehen you fell. You poor dear. I sat here and laughed about uour ice cream. I knew ahead of time this was going to happen. I even thought you may have put it in the fridge rather than the freezer. 😜

    1. Oh, Barbara, you know me too well! I did not hurt myself when I fell out of my car. I was very fortunate. I am working with a trainer to improve my physical balance and general strength.

      Are trainers available to help me improve my MENTAL balance and strength? That’s what I really need!

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